Letter Zu Download' title='Letter Zu Download' />How to Read Director Comeys Goodbye Letter. I always knew that my degree in English literature that I am still paying for would one day prove to be crucial in a world crisis. Now, I will expertly use the unique skills that I was trained in, like close reading and deconstructing the nuances of subtext from sentences, to translate ex FBI Director Comeys farewell letter to his colleagues for the masses. To all I DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I WAS SHOVED OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED PARIAH WHO HAD PISSED IN H. Best-Solutions-of-Letter-Of-Recommendation-Professor-Position-Also-Format-Sample.jpg' alt='Letter Zuckerberg' title='Letter Zuckerberg' />Cover Letter ZumbaFor shareholders and others who are interested, a book that compiles the full unedited versions of each of Warren Buffetts letters to shareholders between 1965. This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Selectively import your Cover letter and or CVEuropean Skills PassportLanguage passport into the editor. R. S COFFEE SO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW POST IT ON FREAKIN FACEBOOK SO THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SEES IT PRINT OUT COPIES AND DROP THEM FROM OUR STEALTH SPY AIRPLANES OVER THE AMBER FIELDS OF AMERICA MY BROTHERS AND SISTERSIM OFFICIALLY NAILING THIS SHIT TO THE CHURCH DOOR LIKE MARTIN LUTHERI have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all. IN CASE ITS NOT PERFECTLY CLEAR IM THE LATTER CASE YALL OR ELSE I WOULDNT HAVE MENTIONED ITIm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. YEAH IM NOT GONNA GO INTO IT HERE BECAUSE H. R. S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER BUT THE FACT THAT I MENTION THE DECISION IS MEANT TO BE A BIG RED FLAG CALLING YOUR ATTENTION TO SHITBAG TRUMPS SHITBAG DECISIONAND THE FACT THAT I ALSO MENTION THE WAY IT WAS EXECUTED IS MEANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THAT MOTHERFER DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BASIC RESPECT TO CALL ME OR LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN HE FIRED ME LISTEN FRIENDS WE TREAT FBI TRAINEES BETTER WHEN WE CATCH THEM DOING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS COSPLAY IN THE QUANTICO DORMS AT NIGHTLISTEN FRIENDS ENTRY LEVEL TEMPS GET BETTER TREATMENT THAN YOUR MAN HERE WHO DEDICATED DECADES OF HIS LIFE TO KEEPING THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY SAFE WHILE TRUMP LIVED IN A GOLDEN TOWER HOSTING REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS AND GRABBING PUSSIES YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTER SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS WAS HANDLED EVEN TOTAL FAILURES GET A HEADS UP FIRST AND IM STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT SEVERANCE FROM H. R. I hope you wont either. I HOPE YOU WILLIt is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply. Playmemories Home Extended Features. IM NOT FINE IM NOT FINE IM BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER DID YALL HEAR HOW THAT SONNOVABITCH IN CHIEF WAITED UNTIL I WAS OUT OF THE STATE TO FIRE ME AND SENT HIS PERSONAL BODYGUARD WITH A NOTE TO FBI HEADQUARTERS EVEN THOUGH I WASNT THERE LIKE THAT IS SOME DOWNTON ABBEY SHIT YOURE GONNA MAKE THE BUTLER DO YOUR DIRTYWORK AND SEND A MCFRICKEN NOTE AS THOUGH ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL DIDNT SOLVE THIS COMMUNICATION PROBLEM IN 1. FUCKI have said to you before that, in times of turbulence, the American people should see the FBI as a rock of competence, honesty, and independence. RED FLAG RED FLAG SIRENS TO ARMS MY PEOPLE THIS IS A TIME OF TURBULENCE OR ELSE I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SOWERE IN DEEP DOODOO HERE NOW SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUVE GOTTA DO BE HONEST AND INDEPENDENT BY WHICH I MEAN TELL THE COUNTRY WHATS REALLY GOING ON HERE LEAK YOUR LEAKY LIL HEARTS OUT BE INDEPENDENT ANSWER TO NO ONE IN THAT CORRUPT FESTERING WOUND OF AN ADMINISTRATION FBI GOING ROGUE NOWWhat makes leaving the FBI hard is the nature and quality of its people, who together make it that rock for America. HERE I AM REMINDING YOU AGAIN WE ARE AMERICAS ONLY HOPE YOU ARE ALL NOW OBI WAN KENOBI ONLY AMERICANIt is very hard to leave a group of people who are committed only to doing the right thing. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE DIRECTLY CHARGED YOU WITH BUCKING ALL CONVENTIONS AND AUTHORITY AND TAKING THESE BASTARDS THE HELL DOWN NEED I SPELL IT OUT AGAIN OK I WILL ONLY DOING THE RIGHT THING AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ISMy hope is that you will continue to live our values and the mission of protecting the American people and upholding the Constitution. DONNIE TRUMPO HAS INVOKED A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS AND HES WIPING HIS ASS WITH OUR MOST SACRED DOCUMENT THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I HAVE EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD BETTER STEP UPIf you do that, you too will be sad when you leave, and the American people will be safer. SORRY YOURE GOING TO BE FIRED AS WELL BY THIS CANCER ON THE AMERICAN STATE ITS GOING TO BE WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER BUT THE COUNTRYS FREEDOM IS ACTUALLY AT STAKE HERE DESTROY HIM LIKE A GREAT AVENGING EAGLEWorking with you has been one of the great joys of my life. Thank you for that gift. IF I EVER MEANT ANYTHING TO YOU MY G MEN AND G WOMEN YOU WILL BURN THIS MOTHER DOWNJim Comey. CALL ME JIM BECAUSE IM JUST AN EVERYMAN CITIZEN NOW THAT THIS ORANGE WANNABE DICTATOR TERMINATED ME SO LETS GRAB A BEER SOMETIME IM FREE MOST NIGHTS THIS WEEK AND NEXT AND THE WEEK AFTER THAT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS ALL OF A SUDDEN EVER SINCE I WAS RELIEVED OF MY NONPARTISAN TEN YEAR APPOINTMENT THAT NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN FIRED FROM BEFORE EXCEPT DUE TO SERIOUS ETHICAL BREACH AND I REMIND YOU I LEARNED I WAS FIRED FROM THE GODDAMNED TELEVISION LIKE A LAUGHINGSTOCK ME JIM COMEY I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE I KNOW WHERE ALL THE BODIES ARE BURIED OUR PRESIDENT IS ONE STUPID ASSHOLE ISNT HE ANYWAY THE FATE OF THE NATION IS ON THE LINE THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS JIM OUTvia CNN, image Wikimedia CommonsWant more stories like this Become a subscriber and support the siteThe Mary Sue has a strict comment policy that forbids, but is not limited to, personal insults toward anyone, hate speech, and trolling. Avicii Official Site. For me its creating music. 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